There's only so far you can go with Mobile Phones. Once they've taken the iphone and triangled off the sides (since we've already had sqauared and rounded) then it'll be Game. Set. But not match, here's why...
No matter who you are, where you live, what colour you wear, what your favourite movie is or any other obscure and infinetly useless facts about you, there will be a moment when you've been completely and utterly misunderstood. Maybe you hit on a guy by "accident", maybe you ordered some high heel pink cowboy boots "inadvertantly", or maybe you're one of the unlucky ones who ended up married after one crazy night of textual misunderstanding! Trust me, it happens. I have a friend who remembers that painful night every night before they rest their heavy head onto their pillow. Whatever the weather, we've all been there and we've all argued about the wrong thing in a cruel mix up. In fact, as I am writing this, I am reminded of only yesterday a couple I am friends with sat with me and painfully relived their worst argument and how did it start? Yeah you guessed it! A dramatic mix up via a text related substance!!!
I can tell that you are now screaming at the screen, "But, what's the solution you big cuddly clown?!?!?". Well , here it is. I'll let you on my great invention. Admitedly, it is in the initial stages of product development and is yet to be subjected to a thorough product analysis and in depth study from the Innovation expert - Karl Pilkington. However, the idea is as follows, one visits the local Spin Clinic and recieves a chip that is implanted just under the surface on the head somewhere, they then will register a unique secretcode (SC) that is intrinsically linked to their own chip. (Some may even want to give their own chip a name, this is the reason for the lack of specific product name for said chip.)
They will then be able to communicate with anyone within a 2 mile vicinity (to begin with, like a trial, before releasing it to a world wide limitation) telepathically via the chip, obviously only if they have the SC of the person they wish to 'Spin' with. Once you have registered the SC of a friend or colleague you can then Spin with them as soon as the Re:connect with their connect request.
i know many of you might have more questions. I will try to answer the biggest. Yes there will be attachments for colours, group sortings and connectcode edit software (allowing you to chose the exact thought that will cross your mind when a specific person attempts to connect with you).
Spinning is the future. So, as the Scout motto begs... Be Prepared!
In abit. Love J.
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